I can probably use these as scrpits, since they’re already in that format. Oh well, sorry for the long read and enjoy a conversation between a mother and her daughter.
*Afternoon, sitting at the kitchen table in the Groundz store/house*
Daphne:There’s my little lizard, how are you my dear!
D.G:I’m fine mom. Why are you and dad here anyway? Don’t you guys have stuff to do.
Daphne: Now D.G, We’re never too busy to check on our girls. You act as if we never talk.
D.G:…whenever we do, you tend to ask if I’m sleeping with someone.
Daphne: That’s just me being a mother. Stop being such a teen prude. I only ask out of curiosity.
D.G: That doesn’t solve the awkward part.
Daphne: Well that’s a personal problem now isn’t it. Nothing I can do about that, except stop asking and we both know that isn’t going to happen. *grins*
D.G: *sighs and rubs her eyes* Fine. What do you want to talk about then, mah?
Daphne: Oh, the usual.
D.G: *groans* Look, I’m not sleeping with anyone at the moment ok?
Daphne: Aw, why not.
D.G: Because I’m not always horny like you are, apparently.
Daphne: Now Deeg, be honest. You can not, for a second, think I’m gullible enough to think you aren’t at least getting a little action on the side. Doesn’t even have to be sex, just something to….”cool your jets” every now and again. You’re only human, quite a beautiful at that.
D.G: *blush* I know that. Fine, I might have let that part timer you see around here rub my back a few times.
Daphne: Oh, the one with the glasses? Hm. He seems a little normal, but nice. That’s always good.
D.G: Yeah, Kevin is a real sweat heart. He always likes doing stuff for me, even if I don’t give him anything in return. Feel kinda bad so I usually do anyway.
Daphne: Liiiiiike? *grins and rubs D.Gs’ shoulders*
D.G: *rolls her eyes and pushes her away* Mom, please. We’re just close friends. We have fun every now and then but we aren’t an item.
Daphne: Fun you say, oh do tell! *rests her chin in her hands and wags her tail*
D.G: *rolls her eyes again* Geez. If you must know, I’ve let him rub oil on my back once or twice and maybe…a fondle here and there.
Daphne: *snickers and pokes her daughters cheeks* I knew it!
D.G: *blushes and waves her hand away* I didn’t say I never had fun. I’m just not one to “kiss and tell”, especially to my mother. Besides, Kev is a sweet guy so I figured there’s no harm.
Daphne: Heheheheeee. Well that’s one male, what about the rest?
Daphne: Oh come now D. You work with three other males, four if you count the ghost dog. You mean to tell me that you haven’t had some fun with them either?
D.G: *sighs and leans on her hand* Duo is cute, but I’m gonna set him up with someone I know. Bass is virtually a shut in and I think he has someone. I’ve heard him talking on the phone and laughing, he rarely does that so I know something is up. And Loch….
Daphne: The tall fluffy one right?
D.G: Yeah, well. I don’t know. We’ve had our moments but we don’t really talk about it much. We just get along well and hang out a lot. He’s pretty good at controlling himself. While the likes of Duo and Kev pass out from the mere thought of me naked, he just shrugs and keeps doing his work. He’s interesting like that.
Daphne: Heh, sounds like he knows how to balance work and play. So you got two guys pining for you.
D.G: Not really. Well…ugh, I don’t know. Can we talk about something else now?
Daphne: Oh don’t get so flustered, girl. You’ll find your guy one day, maybe already have. Aww, I remember the day I met your father. Heh, I was about to eat him to be honest. Barbecued mole is quite the delicacy.
Daphne: Oh calm down, dear. I obviously didn’t. We’re animals, we eat each other. Not my fault I’m at the top of the food chain and he isn’t.
D.G:….you….you were gonna EAT, eat dad?
Daphne: *pats her head* Yes, yes, dear. Now forget that. I thought he was peeping on me while me and some friends skinny dipped in a lake we frequented so I tackled him and was ready to burn him to a golden brown. After he explained that he was just running an errand and thought he heard screaming, I let him go. Heh, he was no charmer, but he had balls I’ll tell you that much. *wink*
D.G: Oh god, please stop. *slams head on the table*
Daphne: HAHAAAAAAA, I’m just pulling your chain. I swear, you’re so easy. Your sister has far better nerves than you. Anyway, what I meant was that he asked me out a few days later. We ran into each other a lot on that road and we always ended up in the middle of the night because we couldn’t stop talking.
Daphne: After while, we got married and…well here we are.
D.G: That’s sweet, mah.
Daphne: Yeah, he’s a keeper. Heh, not to mention he’s really good at….
D.G: Ok, that’s enough. I’m going back to work. *gets up and walks away*
Daphne: Aww, and we were doing so well. Was just gonna say he’s good at swimming….and sex. *laughs*